It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.
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“Oh, we’ll just have water. Gotta make the rent you know?”
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I love to start fires!
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This isnt date related but once long ago i was out with some friends at the bar and I ordered 2 pints of beer and when the waitress brought them the guy beside me was like “oh you didnt have to get me a beer thanks man” and i said “i didnt, those are both for me”, then i chugged them both in like 20 seconds 
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“See that part of the menu? You can order anything from there.” Menu shows the $10 dollars and under section.
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After this do you want to go bet on cockfighting?
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wanna go see some cocks? , takes her to the chicken farm 
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How many times have you been to Planned Parenthood? They always tell me to use the exit only door.
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“Oh me? I’ve had 30 partners, so you know I’m at it and don’t worry it’s all in the past. Don’t worry I got tested.”
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have you ever had crabs? takes her out for seafood
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“Well, this year has been good. I found out I have a 10 year old son.”
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“to be honest you were my backup in case the last one didnt work out”
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“You’re a lot better looking in person than your profile picture”
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“Oh do you have children? I have four kids, three of them have different mothers. I’m tryong to find the right one, you know how that is.”
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my names gina and i love motorcycles. Wanna ■■■■?
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I have such sights to show you!
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Would you like to join my “family” just so you know, once your in you cant exactly get out.
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“Oh I can’t meet you there. I’m not allowed within 150 feet of any school.”
“Hmm what is there to sqy about my past… well my exgirflriend filed a restraining order against me. It’s not what you think.”
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“Can I have the bill? Is it possible to pay half with my debit card and the other half on my credit card?”
Well at least that one shows initiative I guess.
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“You see that lady a few tables over? That’s my mom. She’s in a good mood today, so she let me get separate tables for us”
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