So… I don’t plan on dating anymore or anythings like that. I was just thinking it’d be funny to share something that mught be horrible to say on a date. Of course I think it should be mentioned that we should all be respectful to each others posts.
Here’s one,
“Say, have you ever thought about acting? You look like you might be a good actor, I can see you playing the role of a defendant on Law and Order Special Victims Unit.”
“Would you like to come over and watch Wheel of Fortune and Jeopardy with my parents and I later?”
“Your mom looks like she can pass for your sister, you have good genetics. I’d really like to get to know her.”
“Oh, what do I do? I’ve been unemployed for the past 10 years, I buy Pokemon cards and sell them on Ebay, it’s a lucrative business, it’ll really pay off once I get a Charizard.”
“Are you planning on finishing your salad? I mean if not I’d like to get a to go box to give the leftovers to my dog, please leave at least one or two shrimp, he loves those. Besides, it’ll help you maintain your figure so it’s like shooting two birds with one stone. I know females care about that sort of thing.”
“Pets? Yeah I had a dog once, I didn’t want puppies. She didn’t bite anybody but she became too much to handle so I took her to the ASPCA to get put to sleep. I mean it’s more human than taking her for a ride to the ranch, if you know what I mean.”
I went out with a guy once who said to me “Oh by the way, my last girlfriend was a Model”.
It made me feel really inadequate as I was definitely not model material.
I got the " your a nice guy and all but…" speech once!~
It’s certainly not the size; it’s how I use it. Definitely not the size.
One time I had a similar experience. “I’m attracted to (friend’s name), but we can still be friends!” I honestly didn’t care as I wasn’t particularly interested either.
Well sleepy time for me. Goodnight all!
Wait, I got one more!
“Do you still have that swimsuit your wore on your trip to the lake? I saw you wearing it on your Facebook profile, I know it was a few years ago but if you can still fit in to it I’d like to see you in it one day.”
Oh and worry not I’ve never used these. I just thought it’d be fun to share the worse things people could think of to say. Personal experiences are fine too though.
After all I have to cross out some things not to say to @Zoe when I go all the way to Yorkshiredingtonfurt in England to visit her before we reach the age of 40.
Hmmm…
Or how about oh hold on, that’s my ex gf on the phone.
That village sounds half English half German 
I’d split on the dinner bill with you, but I’m broke…I just paid off my coke dealer.
I’ll drive you home…my unicycle is parked out front.
Let’s both chip in and give that waitress a good tip…cause she’s got a great ass.
Hey! This meal tastes better than jail food!
You gonna eat that? 
Please don’t fart. I’m allergic.
I never said this but I remember hearing about it, I think from the bachelor show, something like “you remind me of my mom”. That made me laugh.
What happened to your face?
“You look much different in person than on your profile pic.”
Did you see that ghost?
Do you think I can borrow a dollar to buy some mustache wax?
So…read any good serial killer books lately?
Meanwhile stuffing salt and pepper packets in your coat pockets.
Well, a good general rule is not to suggest any type of self-improvement. Ever. Not even in response to to self-deprecating statements.
Date: I’m fat.
You: I know a diet you can try.
Don’t say that.