“When I was visiting Japan, I learned it is rude to leave a tip in some places. You know what? We should practice, it’ll help save up for a tip to Japan.”
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Not date but during sex to your partner,
Don’t move.
I like this angle.
I had an ex who didn’t want me to move
Eff that
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“My, you’re looking mighty fertile”
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That sucks.
I have another one I think is pretty funny.
“Yeah, I know I’m fat. I did read that having sex for an hour can burn up to 1000 calories. Want to help me lose weight?”
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Being called babe,
Euuuuuughhhhh
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Lol calm down Mae the Bae.
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Lol I’m no babe nor chick nor bird
I’m way better
Just kidding 
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Hahah. I was like “How do I respond? ERROR! ERROR! DOES NOT COMPUTE! SYSTEM MALFUNCTIONING!”
Which is probably also a really bad thing to say on a date.
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Yeah I can respect that. Honestly, I haven’t really talked to any gals in a long time. I’m used to hearing my friend’s talk about ladies. I mean most are married, one is a bit of a player though and well I’ve heard a lot of words I don’t normally hear people say in public, “Breezy” that type of stuff.
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There’s probably ladies who like it… But it’s not my fave nickname that’s all.
I realised you called me bae as a joke before lol haha.
But I just don’t feel like a bae that’s why.
So I feel like guys have got the wrong idea when they call me that… That’s why.
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How comes you haven’t chatted dated in a long time if you don’t mind me asking.
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Well, I sort of just started thinking I didn’t have much to offer as a boyfriend anymore. Then along came like 100 pounds lol.
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Oh sorry to hear about weight gain.
■■■■ em aps lol…
Hmm you might be underestimating yourself as a bf, idk, just saying
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Sorry did not mean to derail. I will stop now
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Well, I’ll take the compliment. Really I mean I used to have a lot of friends that were girls and for some strange reason many of them thought I was funny. Why? I will never know. In real life, well, honestly I hadn’t thought about it in a long time. I just think I worry about maybe struggling with the ilness while in a relationship at some point and that sort of discourages me from trying again.
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I’m pretty sure my replies could fall under the “horrible things to say on a date” category.
Do you mind washing dishes? I kinda sort of in a way have no money.
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When can I meet your family
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The sunset really brings out the blonde in your moustache!
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HAHAHAHAHAHA…
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