‘is it in?’ ‘Im sorry’ ‘Are you done yet?’
Hahaha 
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When I was in junior high I made out with this girl in the back seat of a car, and I saw her picture later in “People” magazine. It was a human interest story. She brought a man who had killed her sister to justice after he killed her. She was a great girl. I had good memories of her. And even though it lacks glamor, I can say I made out with a girl who was in “People” magazine.
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After meeting the parents:
“I wasn’t too impressed with your father.”
I actually did that in my 20s. She rightly broke up with me.
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Honestly when it comes down to it… using the word “females” in any sentence.
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I think it’s fun to see some of the outlandish ones. With 7+ Billion people in the world It isn’t farfetched to imagine some of these have actually been said somewhere in any language.
Can i bite your ankles? 5355353
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I think I may have read that article in jail… which leads me to… “I think I may have read an article in jail about that.”
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“I’m okay wirh a little muffin top.”
“More cushin’ for the pushin’.”
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“I used to go to Alcoholics Anonymous, but then I decided I wasn’t an alcoholic.”
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“I can tell you like abusive men.”
“I wouldn’t mind being in a co-dependent relationship.”
“I won’t spend money on a girl unless she puts out.”
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I can drink a case of beer in a single day.
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I don’t have vices. I only snore blow and drink when I smoke
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Something my ex husband told me once:
“Your heart is bigger than your butt”
Well alrighty then
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I don’t believe in love
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Here is what women should say to their men.
The first time I had sex with my ex she said “wow, how big are you?” as I was putting it in her for the first time, That made me feel good. She was a happy camper and we spent the next year and half doing it all the time, in all kinds of places, lol
I’m not bragging though, I’m above average but not massive. she was just tiny.
I saw this guys profile on facebook and he is way hotter than you.
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lol. when I first opened this thread, I thought you were talking to @Headspark . I thought, “Well that’s a bit rude”.
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@Bowens are you talking about @mellymoo comment?
I thought she was talking to me too, lol.
Maybe she is, lol 
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lol. Yes, that’s what I meant. I don’t think she was though. I think it was just her response to “Horrible things to say on a date”.
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Yep, didn’t mean it personally. I was just answering the title of the post. Sorry did not mean it personally at all.
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