What is it like for you? the perfect date?
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Umm …
He will come pick me up on his bike or convertible car with a box of chocolate.
I will hop on the back and we will go downtown to a fancy rooftop bar.
We’ll eat vegan food and discuss funny stuff. He tries to impress me with his accomplishments 
But of course I won’t be impressed so then we’ll go to a lounge and have drinks so I get drunk enough to actually French kiss him.
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I don’t really like romantic stuff.
My husband is all about picnics and elaborate gestures,
Its not my thing.
I’d rather just make fun of a movie while its playing then bang it out.
That’s a real date.
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A perfect date is one you have AFTER you’ve already slept with a person. There’s no BS involved like all other dates.
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I like romantic stuff. That’s what keeps the relationship alive tbh
She shows up at my apartment, I buzz her in. I put on the Jets game. Bilal Powell gets 156 all purpose yards and a TD. Quarterback Josh Mccown passes for 300 and another 3 td’s. Sefarian-jenkins gets 7 catches and a TD. And Jamal Adams has a great game on defense breaking up 3 passes and getting 8 tackles. Jets win 42-6. During the game she was cooking me a wonderful 5 course steak meal dinner. We eat it right when the game ends, perfect timing by her. Then we have sex. Then she lights me up a cigarette and she leaves. The end of our wonderful date
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I think that should be the fun part. To get to know each other, try to impress each other. this is what you remember afterwards if you stay together.
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We’ll agree to differ then 
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so how do you plan it? You’ll meet have sex and then a week later you ask her on a date?
reminded me of the time I lost my virginity. He did not even hug me afterwards. It was a bad experience.
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That’s horrible,
First times are never what you expect.
Jackass.
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You just said it was perfect 
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Not if you’re a young woman having sex for the first time!
After you’ve been totally jaded,
Yes, its perfect!
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Yes, you’re right I agree 100%. I’m also jaded.
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why do you want her to leave afterwards? 
Like in my guided imagery meditation group, where they take us to a secluded place by a stream or on the beach. And u let ur worries go one-by-one. Then like in my profile picture, i’ll be the guy leaning on her side, trying to forget what it feels like gettig raped by sz on a day-to-day basis.
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what would you do if you were handicapped?
I met a woman who can not walk. She got paralyzed after getting married and getting pregnant. She lost her baby along with her ability to work.
It has been 35 years since then. She is still alive.
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My social worker used to bring up how handicapped people had to adjust to having issues expressing intamacy. That’s a fair point, but i would have to see what it feels like to be paralyzed. They once strapped me to a chair and it was a horrific experience. Like i said tho, my date didnt envolve sex, yeah its a downer if ur handicapped u cant ultimately strive for that, but it also sucks when u cant enjoy anything anyways. I will not be on this earth forever, no punishment is too humiliating.