" Do you want to see my booger collection? "
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“Hope its ok to tell you, but im a Schizophrenia sufferer”
RUNS AWAY
That actually happened to me - before i knew better lol.
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I tell her I’m a serial killer. Then by the fourth date I announce I’m schizophrenic and it doesn’t seem so bad in comparison.
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On first dates i sneak an envelope into their purse that says “Dick pics dont open”.
Then when they get home to check its just pictures of Dick Cheney
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Wanna come over and see my toy collection ?
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" You seem perfect for having my children"
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Tell me about all your exes tell me how you feel about them. Please be clear and detailed.
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Lol rainstorm.
Good one.
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I see your thinking. Highly intelligent!!
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Girl you look so good someone otta put you on a plate and sop you up with a biscuit
Google the YouTube clip. Can’t post the snipit
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Is this from the movie, Coming To America?
If so, great choice 
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It is @Schztuna !
Wish I could have posted the clip! I laughed so loud when I heard it again lol
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Haha, claaaassic scene!
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Thanks for lending a hand with the post !
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What are we going to call our children?
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Jesus!!! I like this one lol
I’ll use it if the guy annoys me
Though everytime I try to start talking about even near future they feel scared 
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Jesus!!! I like this one lol
I’ll use it if the guy annoys me
Umm somehow I replied several times,
Sorry for that
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Me : “I have schizophrenia”
Other : “Whats that ?”
Me : “serious mental illness that affects how people think, feel, and behave”
Other : “FLASHES - what do you think, feel and behave now Please?”
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Haha yea some guys are quite sensitive to that topic.
Yes I had an ex who I called up 4 friendly chat.
He couldn’t stop pressing on asking me about my current bfs intimate life… Omg. That was a bit disturbing
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lmaoo that made me laugh outloud lmao
“sop you up with a biscuit” lmao
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