You know the drill 
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Order something with a ton of garlic🧄
Cough without covering your mouth 
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Kiss em when you first meet em. Okay that sounded better in my head lol
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Compliment them on how well they managed to cake on so much makeup.
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I’m confused how my answers were wrong. 
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Make sure to tell all your most sexist jokes (women love it!) 
Recommend she get a salad or say screw it and ask her if she’s gained weight
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When you get ready to order at the restaurant, say “Oh, you should probably have the salad”.
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Show up 100% naked. You might get arrested but who cares? You only live once.
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If it’s a dude tell him he’s shorter than you expected
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Shave in a super creepy mustache.
Wear Coke bottle glasses.
Profusely sweat and look very nervous.
Ask your date if they’ve read any good serial killer books lately.
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When you fart, blame the other person.
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farts are tough
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Haha yeah i tried puffy white cloud behind seat lol
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When you are having dinner together say, “Hey! This tastes way better than jail food!”
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You’ve never really dated unless you’ve showed up 100% naked to a date at an ice skating arena more shrivelled than a pack of raisins on clearance from walmart.
#nevagonnaseedis
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Show up to it.
Mannnnn that’s a wrong answer if I ever heard one 
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