A guy goes into a bar with a dog. The bartender says, "Hey, what are you doing in here with that dog? "The guy answers, “It’s a talking dog.”
The bartender says, “I’ll give you $10,000 if that dog can talk but if he can’t, you give me $10,000 and I’m throwing both of you out into the street through that plate glass window.”
The guy asks the dog, “What’s on top of a house?”
The dog says, “Roof!”
The guy asked him, “What’s at the top of your mouth?”
The dog says, “Roof!”
The guy asks, “Who’s the greatest baseball player who ever lived?”
The dog answers, “Roof!”
The bartender throws them through the window and they’re laying in the street and the dog turns to the guy and says, “You think I should have said DiMaggio?”
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The baseball reference threw me off a bit…but do know Di Maggio. 
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pretty good…my favorite joke is Mickey and Minnie Mouse got a divorce and in court Mickey’s lawyer said, “Mickey Mouse wishes to get a divorce with Minnie Mouse on terms of insanity”…Mickey stood up and exclaimed (gotta do his voice here.) " I DIDN’T SAY SHE WAS CRAZY , i SAID SHE WAS FACKING GOOFY !!" hope you liked it.
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