A man told his doctor he was fed up of finishing crosswords too quickly.
Try not to get two down was his advice.
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A cauliflower, broccoli, mushroom and banana were having a conversation:
Cauliflower: I look like a brain
Broccoli: I look like a tree
Mushroom: I look like an umbrella
Banana: Can we change the subject?
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Here’s A.I.s attempt at 1 liner humour:
Absolutely! Here are some quick one-liners for you:
- I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes—she gave me a hug.
- Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.
- Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.
- I asked my dog what’s two minus two. He said nothing.
- I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
- I told my suitcase there will be no vacation this year. Now I’m dealing with emotional baggage.
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A man walks into a bar and sitting at the bar is a duck, a farmer and a priest. The man says "What is this, some kind of joke?
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“Guy walks into a bar with a dog. Bartender says, ‘Get that dog out of here!’ and the guy says, ‘No, my dog can talk.’ Bartender says, ‘If your dog talks, I’ll give you $500. If your dog doesn’t talk, I throw you two through a window.’ Guy says, ‘You’re on,’ and turns to his dog: ‘Fido, what do you call the top of a building?’ Dog goes, ‘Roof!’ Guy says, ‘Fido, what do you call the top of your mouth?’ Dog goes, ‘Roof!’ Guy says, ‘Fido, who’s the greatest baseball player of all time?’ Dog says, ‘Roof!’ Bartender then picks the two of them up and throws them through a window. The dog shakes it off, looks to his owner and says, ‘You think I should have said DiMaggio?’”
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hahaha thats really funny 
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