Do you guys have any jokes?
A monkey walks into a bar, and sits down on a bar stool and orders a beer. The bartender is surprised that a monkey is at his bar but he brings him a beer. The monkey finishes it off and ask for the bill.
The bartender thinks to himself," Hey, he’s only a monkey, he doesn’t know anything". So he tells the monkey “That will be $10.00”. The monkey pulls out a wallet and pulls a ten from it and hands it to the bartender and gets up to leave. But the bartender can’t contain himself and he says to the monkey, “Wow, we don’t get too many monkeys in here”. The Monkey looks at him and says. “At $10.00 for one beer I can see why”.
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Mrs. Smith asks her class, “What part of the body grows ten times larger when stimulated?”
The class is silent so the teacher asks them again. This time a little girl named Emily raises her hand, “Mrs. Smith, you shouldn’t be asking seventh graders this kind of question. I’m going to tell my parents.”
Mrs. Smith ignores her and calls on Jimmy. He answers, “The pupil in your eye.”
Mrs. Smith replies, “Very good Jimmy,” then she turns to Emily, “Now for you young lady, I have three things to tell you. First, you have a very dirty mind. Second, you didn’t do your homework. Third, you are going to be very disappointed.”