“Sadly, I have my mother’s thighs.”
“Oh, stop making me laugh…I’m going to pee!”
“Not tonight, I have a headache.”
Can you think of any? 
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Does my a$$ look fat in these jeans?
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“I’ll be back in a minute…I’m just going to freshen up.”
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“Please Babe. I’m not in the mood.”
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“Does this sweater clash with my pumps?”
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“Are you listening to me?”
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“Honey, we’re lost. Take out the map, we need directions.”
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“Can you please take out the garbage?”
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“Lets go visit your Mother-In-Law”.
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“I just love your mother.”
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This guy is manly. Very manly. Especially in the last box. Being afraid of sometimes acting like a woman is not that manly.
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“Can you please not fart 
under the covers?”
“Oh darn. My roots are showing…off to the Barber!”
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Haha women are so dumb.
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‘I said… everything is FINE’
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You look fat in that
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I mean, sometimes everything is fine and people just think you’re upset when you’re not, and then you get annoyed that they didn’t believe you the first time you told them everything was fine.
This happens a lot when you’re fine 95% of the time.
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