Sometimes I get a funny idea in my head…it’s funny to think, but not funny to actually do, or say to someone.
I burned myself socially in the past when I had less insight because I would actually put the idiotic ideas into action on occasions, the problem ofcourse was that it was only funny to me in a sense, but not to anyone else.
Sometimes I still have to remind myself not to be a idiot.
And Sheriff Bart says to Lilly Von Stupp, "I hate to disillusion you, ma’am, but you’re sucking on my arm.'”
You know how many schizoprenics it takes to change a lightbulb? 1 to hold the bulb in the socket, and 8 billion to turn the world around 
Whats pink and wet and smells of pussy?
(Stick your Tongue Out) .
Yeah its funnier when your drunk in a bar.
My advice for jokes is keep it light hearted and pg-13 or clean. Also avoid touchy subjects.
Its a much easier way to prevent jokes from being offensive or distasteful.
And humor is kind of a learned thing you just play around. If something isnt funny who cares youll prob find something funny later.
Ive said plenty of things people thought was lame or whatever.
It doesnt matter though. Have fun with the opportunity of making people laugh
Yeah, that’s good advice.
Just got to put all that edgy stuff in the trunk and clean up the mind. I’ve been doing well with mental hygiene lately, that helps.
I just say whatever the I feel is amusing at the time, within good taste(usually). If you get enough throws at a dunk tank, eventually somebody is going to get wet.
Besides, if somebody doesn’t like my jokes, I can just Ban 'em. 
Thats pretty much what i do lol
Why…?
Lol!
Why did the…?
Lol!
Why did the chicken…?
Lol!
Why did the chicken cross the…?
Lol!
Side of other.
First bad joke I tell my kids when they turn 13
What did the fish say when he hit the concrete barrier?
Dam!
Ummmm……Finding Nemo, The Little Mermaid, Aquaman, Star Wars……
My workplace likes to crack jokes often.
For example just now we were joking about who our coworker who he has been hanging out with cuz hes sick right now. Hes at work with a mask at his desk today but he was off for a few days.
Someone said hes probably been hanging out at the grocery store in the produce section trying to pick up women lol.
So i said yeah he was probably leaning against one of the tables and telling the ladies "Hey. The bananas are on sale 
. If you didn’t notice there on sale today .
Then my coworkers were just roaring laughing lol.
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