As the title says above
I asked a Mormon how long he’d been a moron. Clear as a whistle. I felt so embarrassed.
One time I asked a girl at work out, so she quit the next day.
I’ve got lots of stories like that, but my memory has blocked most of them out. Every now and then one surfaces and I groan a little.
Whilst living with my parents, I accidentally ■■■■ on their front doorstep. They didn’t believe it was an accident of course.
When I was little I jumped on a strangers shopping cart because I thought it was my Moms
when there was a disco once and i was dancing weird cos my crush was there
(non alcoholic disco)
it was just so weird
Having a sudden bout of the craps while the foot specialist was doing my feet.
IDK what happened. I was 18, I was on acid talking to this girl. There were a couple other people there. I thought I was being really smooth and cool. But I lost my train of thought. I don’t know what my trip was but I suddenly totally didn’t know what I was doing. I just stopped talking and everybody started laughing. It was humiliating.
I’ve had a couple but the worst one was spilling hot water all over my thighs while working at Wendys.
I Started going to Junior College when I was16. I was still in High School mentality emotionally. There were these three pretty cheerleader type girls sitting on a bench and I had to walk past them to get to my anatomy and physiology class. Right as I was passing them I has to pass gas so I clenched up my butt cheeks to try and stop it but the fart came out anyway in a really loud high pitch machine gun sounding way. I was so embarrassed I went around the closest corner and never made it to class.
So many cringe moments, hard to pick just one. Getting the runs in the middle of a urinalysis was up there. Damned lithium.
Making fun of a sz patient only then to come down with it myself was pretty grounding too.
One of my friends dropped my shorts and boxers infront of everybody in gym class so I did the same to him lol Pretty sure everyone in our class saw our sausages lol
Once I ■■■■ myself at work damned Abilify diarrhea, was spraying Febreze all over me.
Having my house bugged and people listening in on me. Or people harassing me and work and got me to stop working almost got let go.
@Ribbon , how did you accidentally poop on the porch?!
Most of it since i was born.
Someone spiked my drink and it sent me doolaley. I honestly believed that the doorstep was the right place to poo. I’d meant to go for a smoke but I forgot that was why I went out and I mixed up what I was supposed to be doing. I was naked for some reason and it just made sense at the time. I hadn’t slept in 3 days either so my brain was frazzled. But yeah, the next morning I was guilt-stricken.
When I had to goto court with wearing pants that I crapped myself in… I didn’t even take a shower.
Wow! That’s quite a night. I’m sorry it led to total humiliation. It’s so bad it’s actually funny
One time in grade school the fifth graders played the sixth graders in baseball. I was in 5th grade. We played on the Little League field.
I had gotten on first base and my friend was up to bat. The pitcher threw it and he hit it and I ran for second as soon as he hit it. I rounded second at full speed heading for third base oblivious as to what was going on around me and then I heard my teammates yelling and the sixth graders laughing. My friend had hit a short pop fly that didn’t even go out of the infield and the other team had caught it for an easy out and doubled me up by throwing it to first base. I should have stayed on first but I was halfway to third before I realized my error. It was a bonehead play on my part and I embarrassed myself in front of both teams and the girls in my class who were watching in the stands.