I was walking to the bus stop today and I was somehow reminded of an incident where I tried to cut a coconut in half very forcefully with a big knife. I had the coconut in one hand and attacked it with the knife with my other hand. Somehow I ended up stabbing the palm of my hand.
I had to go to emergency department
I always remember that was the day Amy Winehouse died.
To many cringe memories, i just laugh at all the dumb stuff i did. Used to bother me but hey we are all human
Now and again i put too much Dettol Disinfectant in the bath - and it burns my bits off.
There’s lots of stupid things I’ve said
That could be symbolic. Interesting juxtaposition.
I did so much stupid ■■■■ when I was drinking that I still cringe when I think about it. There were times when I was right on the verge of catastrophe, but something saved me, and I am grateful it did.
Why is it considered random when you repeat the damn stupid things you do all the time always makes me wonder how I’m ever going to break the cycle for example I use improper words for the wrong meanings other examples I get knick knacks that don’t reflect what I truly am
my car crash in 2010. driving across the country smoking and drinking at 23. everything pre 18 goes unsaid. hitting my father.
I once wanted to leapfrog a parking post (pole?), but ended up hurting my groin and also hitting my chin hard against the ground. I was only 6, but I still remember it like it happened yesterday.
Aw sorry to hear that…
That reminds me jumping off this huge rock as a little kid and getting a sharp something stuck in my wrist. I still have a scar. I was also a little 6 or something year old.
I guess driving down the freeway in. my dads Cadillac at 80 mph with the radio turned all the way up while smoking crack.
I got drunk so much I felt sleep for a long time, I did it in the middle of nowhere just by myself. That was something really stupid as I also had expensive stuff with me, or something even worst could have happened.
Oh yea, I don’t like how sleepy drinking makes me. Its true.
When i was little. Basically a toddler, i was at daycare. I had watched one of the superman movies the previous night. I climbed and walked along a huge log in the playground. Got the the edge of it and decided i can do what superman does. I jumped off with both my arms out straight like superman when he flies. Directly at the ground. Broke both my arms at the same time. The daycare lady looking after me was freaking out hardcore haha.
I still remember it despite being so young.
This reminded me of when I watched the movie Kick-Ass I was on my early teens and wanted to do what the main character did because I thought it would be like in the movie.
Haha 
you so crazy 
I’ve done too many stupid things. Idk where to start. I had a one night stand with a guy from Dubai who spoke no English. Despite our lack of communication we were able to figure the rumpy bumpy out.
Go unmedicated and undiagnosed for 10 years.start smoke.these are the roots of all stupid things i have been done
The rumpy bumpy lol. 
I walked 7 kilometers in the rain to the psych emergency just to tell them i didn’t exist. Bad idea. Ended up in closed ward.