It’s important to embrace your stupidity once in a while, intentional or not.
Have you done anything stupid lately?
I, personally, managed to drop my iPhone in the toilet, thus rendering it useless. I had it in my pocket, I turned around while flushing and has just finished the thought “boy it sure would be dumb it I dropped my phone”, and PLOP there it went!
Be stupid. Embrace the stupid. Tell stupid stories!
It’s not “lately”, it’s every day for the last 40 years. I guess wasting the day when I had so much stuff that needed to be done. Also, I shouldn’t have shelled out 12 dollars for a Coke, fries and a hamburger at Wendy’s that was so small I could have set it in the middle of a silver dollar and still seen all the edges.
I took out the extractor fan in the kitchen the other week - cos it was covered in fat and dirt. Forgot to isolate the mains supply tho - got a lovely jolt on that one.
Should have just called the council - they would have done it lol.
I fell down the stairs, all the way from the top to the bottom. Was in pain for about 3 week and I am just getting over it. In my defence, I just got out of bed first thing in the morning and needed to hastily go downstairs.