My aunt lived near a golf course. Me and my cousin were hanging out on the golf course. I was about 12 years old. I saw a golf ball rolling down the course and then it stopped. When the man and his son walked up I picked up the ball and said, “here is your golf ball”, and the man said, “what are you doing son”! I said, “oh” and put the golf ball back where I got it from. I thought it was a driving range, not a golf course.
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Another time, when I was a kid. I got a bee bee gun for Christmas. I shot at a car tire, and I thought, “the bee bee won’t come back and hit me”. When I shot it at the car tire the bee bee bounced off the tire and hit me right in between the eyes.
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I went on dating apps several times with bad results. You would think that after the second time I would have learned from my mistakes. Nah, it took me about ten times. After getting stalked, I had enough.
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i got plasterd before a arrow smith concert and the gal i toke told her mom that her younger sister was with us and she wasn’t and i was qustioned by the cop’s and spent a night in a cop car tell my folks came and got me. never trust a ■■■■■.
At the age of 8 or 9 I accepted something which I didn’t do,
I knew who was the culprit sticking gum on teachers chair,
there were only 8 boys and 5 where selected on doubt.
Teacher said if no one admits it all 5 will be punished.
After an hours time me trying to be the good boy said to the teacher I did it.
For which I had to carry a written board to all class which stated something, all faint memories though.
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I run away from a sworm of bees and closed the garden gate behind me running away. The bees couldn’t care less.
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Stole from walmart, ■■■■ that was stupid, when i was a teen.
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Before I was 10 years old I got caught stealing so many times form Kmart the security knew me by name. They had a picture of me on the wall of shame.
I stole my step dads Jaguar and had it on the freeway doing 140 mph. I did 140 for 7 minutes dodging in and out of cars. One false move and I would have been dead.
I was smoking a joint and I dropped it in my lap while driving. I pulled into a parking lot and jumped out to find it. I didn’t realize it but I parked next to a cop eating his breakfast.
Another time I was stoned and I was stopped at a traffic light. I had a lighter in my hand out the window and I dropped it. I jumped out of the car while it was moving to grab it. My buddy threw the car into park.
I was at the gas station and I forgot to take the pump out. I drove off and snapped the nozzle off and it ended up in my gas tank.
I use to lock my keys in the car so much the principal brought in a bundle of coat hangers for me.
I did so much idiotic stuff I’m amazed I survive with only schizophrenia.
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That was funny.
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Yeah, I actually thought that right after the bee bee hit me right in between the eyes. I thought about that movie.
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That’s funny… did you make sure you locked the gate, just kidding
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Probably what I did when psychotic and off meds.
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used drugs 1515155115
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When I was taking the SAT to get in college. It was 1997 my senior year I think. They timed each section of the test. I was only half way through the section, and the teacher said, “Stop times up”, and I said what!!!, I’m only half way through!!!(in my mind) I felt stupid.
Take drugs. Associate with drug addicts.
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The dumbest thing I ever did, was go out with the last man I went out with. He was too young and a liar. Now lunatics are acting like they own me because they must know him. About a week ago, a woman in a Cadillac threatened me for one of these lunatics lying about me.
Ignoring red flags with last ‘boyfriend’
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falling in love with the wrong woman
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Dumbest…Making my own firework…The powder blew into my face and destroyed my jacket…
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