My aunt lived near a golf course. Me and my cousin were hanging out on the golf course. I was about 12 years old. I saw a golf ball rolling down the course and then it stopped. When the man and his son walked up I picked up the ball and said, “here is your golf ball”, and the man said, “what are you doing son”! I said, “oh” and put the golf ball back where I got it from. I thought it was a driving range, not a golf course.
Another time, when I was a kid. I got a bee bee gun for Christmas. I shot at a car tire, and I thought, “the bee bee won’t come back and hit me”. When I shot it at the car tire the bee bee bounced off the tire and hit me right in between the eyes.
I went on dating apps several times with bad results. You would think that after the second time I would have learned from my mistakes. Nah, it took me about ten times. After getting stalked, I had enough.
i got plasterd before a arrow smith concert and the gal i toke told her mom that her younger sister was with us and she wasn’t and i was qustioned by the cop’s and spent a night in a cop car tell my folks came and got me. never trust a ■■■■■.
At the age of 8 or 9 I accepted something which I didn’t do,
I knew who was the culprit sticking gum on teachers chair,
there were only 8 boys and 5 where selected on doubt.
Teacher said if no one admits it all 5 will be punished.
After an hours time me trying to be the good boy said to the teacher I did it.
For which I had to carry a written board to all class which stated something, all faint memories though.
I run away from a sworm of bees and closed the garden gate behind me running away. The bees couldn’t care less.
Stole from walmart, ■■■■ that was stupid, when i was a teen.
Before I was 10 years old I got caught stealing so many times form Kmart the security knew me by name. They had a picture of me on the wall of shame.
I stole my step dads Jaguar and had it on the freeway doing 140 mph. I did 140 for 7 minutes dodging in and out of cars. One false move and I would have been dead.
I was smoking a joint and I dropped it in my lap while driving. I pulled into a parking lot and jumped out to find it. I didn’t realize it but I parked next to a cop eating his breakfast.
Another time I was stoned and I was stopped at a traffic light. I had a lighter in my hand out the window and I dropped it. I jumped out of the car while it was moving to grab it. My buddy threw the car into park.
I was at the gas station and I forgot to take the pump out. I drove off and snapped the nozzle off and it ended up in my gas tank.
I use to lock my keys in the car so much the principal brought in a bundle of coat hangers for me.
I did so much idiotic stuff I’m amazed I survive with only schizophrenia.
That was funny.
Yeah, I actually thought that right after the bee bee hit me right in between the eyes. I thought about that movie.
That’s funny… did you make sure you locked the gate, just kidding
Probably what I did when psychotic and off meds.
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When I was taking the SAT to get in college. It was 1997 my senior year I think. They timed each section of the test. I was only half way through the section, and the teacher said, “Stop times up”, and I said what!!!, I’m only half way through!!!(in my mind) I felt stupid.
Take drugs. Associate with drug addicts.
The dumbest thing I ever did, was go out with the last man I went out with. He was too young and a liar. Now lunatics are acting like they own me because they must know him. About a week ago, a woman in a Cadillac threatened me for one of these lunatics lying about me.
Ignoring red flags with last ‘boyfriend’
falling in love with the wrong woman
Dumbest…Making my own firework…The powder blew into my face and destroyed my jacket…