When I was a teenager I drank too much and got lost walking home from a party. It was winter and cold out…I wasn’t dressed for the weather.
So I spotted this Snowman on a guy’s front lawn…and stole his scarf for warmth! That’s right, I’ll say it again!..
I stole a scarf off a Snowman! 
(As humiliating a move as that was, I’ve been dying to get this off my chest for years!)
Well, at least you left his snowballs alone.
More dumbass stuff…
One night, my friend couldn’t get into his car in the parking lot…thought the lock was broken.
In desperation we ripped a strip off the side paneling outside door…to try and wedge it down the window to pop the lock.
We finally gave up when my friend looked to his right and spotted his own real car! We were destroying a car that was the same make and model as my buddy’s car!!
Oh, man…we high-tailed it out of there!
Still more…
My buddies and I were walking home from a Bar in the early hours of the morning when we spotted a lamp post with all of these wires sticking out of it.
So we brilliantly decided to pull all of the wires out of their sockets.
The next day we found out that the local elementary school adjacent to that lamp post had to be shut down due to an electrical shortage!!!
Oh, man were we stupid! 
Another time…
We were walking out of a Pool Hall when my two friends start wrestling for who will sit in the front passenger seat!
They were big guys, and one of them bear-hugged the other and shoved him into another car.
His ass smashed right through the driver’s side window of that stranger’s car…glass everywhere.
We all ran away like little school girls!!
When I was in high school, late one night me and my friends had been drinking and we were driving around strange neighborhoods looking for parties or something. We turned a corner and two cars were sitting in the middle of the street and the drivers had gotten out and were nose to nose having a heated argument.
One guy was huge and the other guy was really short. We drove past but once we got about 50 feet past them my friend who was driving thought he would be funny and stopped and then floored it and drove really fast in reverse towards the two men arguing.
It startled both of them and they jumped out of the way. Then we drove off. About 5 minutes later we were driving in a different neighborhood and a car that was coming from the opposite direction came at us head on and made us stop and them pulled up parallel to us and stopped so the driver was exactly next to our driver.
It was the huge guy from the argument and he had a pipe in his hand and he was enraged. He yelled an obscenity and then swung the pipe and smashed out the side mirror with the pipe and also swung and hit the driver door. We didn’t do anything, we were petrified with fear. He was yelling and he said, “If I ever see you in my territory again I’ll kill you.” Then he drove away. Well that took the wind out of our sails, and sobered us up and we were all chastened as we drove away silently.
We had our work Christmas party at a fancy hotel in the early 1990’s.
We got drunk and stole the huge Christmas Tree that was at the main level entrance of the hotel.
We stuffed it into an elevator and brought it up to our room we were renting.
But Security Guards followed the tinsel trail and busted us in our room! And my friends were all smoking up when Security knocked on the door!!
We had to sheepishly bring the tree back downstairs, but for some reason we weren’t kicked out of the hotel that night.
My buddy and I were seated in the parking lot of a McDonald’s. Beside my car there was an old pick-up truck.
As usual, I had a ton of garbage in my car…fast food wrappers…dirty napkins…empty soda cans…etc.
So when we were done eating, me and my friend thought it would be funny if we tossed all of the junk from my car into the back of this pick-up truck next to us…which we did.
As we’re pulling out to leave, this farmer in overalls comes racing out of the restaurant towards us yelling and shaking his fist!!
We squealed out of there…tires smoking…and laughed our butts off!
Oh man, the dumbass stuff we did when we were young!
You kids?!?!?!?!!?
I did some really stupid stuff as a teen. One of the worst was a cross country road trip at age 16 with my friend, my boyfriend and her boyfriend.
Spur of the moment, middle of the night idea.
We stole gas, stole food, wrecked 3 times, and the last wreck killed my friend’s boyfriend. It was a great time up until that awful moment.
Oh my gosh @anon4362788! That must have been so traumatic for you! Who was driving? Did they go to jail?
The boyfriend was driving. It was an accident. Someone cut us off and slammed on brakes in front of us, causing us to lose control.
We were speeding. About 120 mph when we hit the concrete barricades. Ripped the car in half. Threw me and the driver into the wall, my boyfriend went 40ft, my frie d was thrown into the floor boards.
I died on the table due to a bruise on my heart. Thanks to that and ephedrine abuse I get heart flutters now.
The boyfriend was really messed up. I can’t describe his injuries here, too triggering. But it’s amazing I didn’t have the same considering we were thrown the same distance through the windshield and i to a concrete wall. We landed right beside each other.
Wow. Just wow. You’re so lucky to be alive. I’m guessing you were done with joyriding after that
Well, no. I still loved going places. I just preferred to drive myself. And highways freak me out. Especially construction areas with those concrete barriers.
I prefer to drive too. But when I’m with my husband, he always drives. He can’t handle being a passenger. But he’s a good driver. I have a friend however who isn’t a good driver. She gets distracted and does things that make me really nervous.
Um… I drove my Dads car on someone’s front lawn.
Yeah kind of stupid. 
I was a manic and clueless teen.
Ah, good humour about regretful memories, I feel compelled (yes, here’s that word again) to ask for added comedic effect,… but were you naked?
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