Mine would be vandalizing the school bathroom when I was 12.
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Came out of the womb to be honest was fine until then.
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God there are so many dumb things it’s hard to pin point the worst one lol
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i hung from the top of a block of high rise flats once and also lighting a firework in a lift while inside 
really stupid
I went through a school bus stop arm and lied to the officer about thinking of a history test and then lied to the judge some more. I was 16 and they didn’t buy it.
Paying attention to harassers. Biggest regret.
Being the best sperm
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This may sound like an oxymoron. But skipping 8th grade because I was so smart and going from 7th grade right to high school and 9th grade. My sixth grade teacher orchestrated it. (see how smart I am? I used the word orchestrated). So I was a 12 year old freshman.
I was totally unprepared for high school. I could do the schoolwork but socially I was backward. I was extremely shy and withdrawn and not very good looking. Talking to girls was out of the question. It was rare for even the best looking and popular guys to get a girlfriend that was a year older than them. For me, it was impossible. P.E. especially sucked. At that age one year of age makes a big difference and almost all the other guys were bigger and stronger and faster than me. So I did not do well at sports. In my defense by the time I was a 17 year old senior I had caught up physically to my classmates in P.E. and I could hold my own in most sports. But making friends all through high school was nearly impossible.
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Overdosing on Piracetam (a smart drug that supposedly is safe to megadose) repeatedly, and not having enough insight to know that it made me psychotic on 3 occasions, the third one being a very violent one. Horrible stuff.
Everything that happened in my 20s.
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Yeah, everything I did from 1987-1994.
I have done a LOT of dumb things. Idk if it’s the dumbest but I jumped out of a moving vehicle. Oh and college is proving to just be a mountain of debt so far, but I have hope.
I am living your life
Or am I?
I really am.
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I gave myself sz by taking sz pills. It’s like crazy pills, not AP’s.
Welcome, strangers, to the show
I’m the one who should be lying low
Saw the knives out, turned my back
Heard the train coming, stayed out on the track
In the middle, in the middle, in the middle of a dream
I lost my shirt, I pawned my rings
I’ve done all the dumb things
Caught the fever, heard the tune
Thought I loved her, hung my heart on the moon
Started howling, made no sense
Thought my friends would rush to my defence
In the middle, in the middle, in the middle of a dream
I lost my shirt, I pawned my rings
I’ve done all the dumb things
And I get all your good advice
It doesn’t stop me from going through these things twice
I see the knives out, I turn my back
I hear the train coming, I stay right on that track
In the middle, in the middle, in the middle of a dream
I lost my shirt, I pawned my rings
I’ve done all the dumb things
I melted wax to fix my wings
I’ve done all the dumb things
I threw my hat into the ring
I’ve done all the dumb things
I thought that I just had to sing
I’ve done all the dumb things
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I guess it wasn’t very smart when I was 15 and me and my friend went joy-riding in his sisters car while she was out of state getting married. We drove round all day until it was his turn to drive and he took a turn too fast and lost control and we ran head on into alight pole. He knocked out his two front teeth on the steering wheel, I got whiplash and the car was totaled.
I guess it wasn’t the best wedding gift for his sister when she got home.
my addiction to marijuana. every time I relapse, it becomes the newest dumbest thing I’ve ever done.
tasting meat after 5 years of veganism…
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Being born stupid and racist.
Smoking weed in a parking lot at a school when I was 18 a lot…we eventually got arrested. it was really dumb.
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