What is the dumbest thing you have done in your life?

I developed a relationship with a very promiscuous woman who destroyed my life, body, and mind ---- I found out that she was ‘trickin’ and doing incest and ‘bleep’ pornography, also involved with ‘dark’ demonic things ---- she was a nightmare ---- but stupid for me I couldn’t put her down and move on … It was disgusting and creepy what I learned about her …
I was disturbed by her and felt stuck with her…
Stupidest thing I’ve ever done.

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Do heavy drugs…c-rock

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alongside substance misuse. I’ve trusted some questionable characters when I was younger

When I was on drugs I used to rent my car out to strangers for a rock or two. I got my drugs from a pretty bad city. I would drive around in my Cadillac and pull up to strangers on the street and give my car to them to use for a day and get crack in exchange.

I also sold this guys car to a drug dealer for crack without his permission. It was a 1986 Hyundai in good condition. The drug dealer wanted a car for his girlfriend so I had the guys Hyundai and I said it was mine and went over to the dealers house and gave it to him and got 6 or 7 rocks. I was never quite sure how that ended up.

But that was 1988. The guy was a Vietnam vet and funny enough, I now live about ten minutes from that vets apartment. I doubt he still lives there, he lived alone when I knew him and he was heavily addicted to crack too and was headed downhill fast.

I was paid 1000 kr to masturbate with a dildo.
It’s not much money for doing such a thing.
It was dumb of me to accept and amateur “director” etc too I felt so uncomfortable.

Later I was on video clips naked and sexual for free just playing around when I was drunk binge drinker who can’t handle alcohol.

I think I was sucking a zucchini and putting it between my legs.

My x boyfriend put them on a swinger sight because he wanted to be a swinger but I didn’t.

Ha ha ha ha ha

Super embarrassing but nothing I can do about it now.
No use getting my knickers in a knot.

Be a binge drinker as it always got me into trouble.

Buying a sleeveless jacket.

Starting smoking

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Got straight A’s in middle school. My smartest thing was extremely smart.

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Half my life has been me doing stupid things

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Ever seen the movie Fast Times at Ridgemont High? Check out the character Spicoli. That was pretty much me during my high school years.

I agree. I’ve done too much stupid stuff to remember but I keep getting back up again!

That is what is important.

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Shouldn’t have had that second helping of ice cream. It profoundly changed me and made my life spiral out of control. Life has never been the same.

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Signing up for the “make America great again” newsletter.

:crazy_face:

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I was walking, and I saw a stick. It effected me the rest of my life. It traumatized me.

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I lied a few times and everyone started talking to each other got caught and I don’t think I will ever hear the end of it. I think I get called oz sometimes.

Taking a powerful hallucinogenic drug at a Frat party miles away from home.
Ruined my life.

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This sounds like a joke but it really happened: I ordered pancakes at the Waffle House. I thought that since they served waffles they would serve pancakes, French toast. etc. (No, I didn’t read the menu…obviously.)

I wrote about this years ago, but I had sex with a girl in a wheelchair behind a church. It was snowing, and her wheelchair got stuck in a hole. I almost tipped her over trying to get her wheelchair out of the hole. I was able to get her wheelchair out of the hole, but the snow was so deep that she was practically doing donuts as I pushed her back to her group home.

same lol. I miss being that skinny but do not miss getting caught stealing someones trash can

All of you self-styled comics here, don’t quit your day job. Seriously.

The worst thing I did was as a teen, I vowed to make it my life’s work to destroy my father for everything he did to me and my mother. I flat out told him in therapy when I was thirteen “I’m going to drive you into the ground.” At every turn, that was my mission. He finally killed himself when I was 19. The last time I had seen him alive was at a court hearing over my restraining order against him. Now I feel guilty for his death and regret making a competition out of bad behavior.

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I had this small car I bought in 1984. A 1978 Datsun B210. One night I was over my friends, mothers house. My car overheated but the engine and radiator were so hot that we couldn’t take the radiator cap off and put water in the radiator. The hood was all the way up and I was sitting in the drivers seat.
Now, I always heard that if you put cold water on a hot engine, it could crack the block. I heard this as early as 1978 when I got my first car.
I’m sitting in the drivers seat and my friend grabbed a hose. I knew he was going to put water on the engine to cool it down and for some strange reason I didn’t stop him. And so he put water on the engine and sure enough, we heard a loud “crack” and all the water in the block emptied onto the ground. Basically, the engine was ruined. The car wouldn’t run.
After that, I expected my friend to offer to pay some money but he never offered. I should have stopped him from putting water on the engine but he was 23 years old and should have known better. I felt he should take some responsibility for ruining my car but he wasn’t working and had no money.

I ended up selling parts off the car. I put an ad in the classified section of the newspaper and a couple people answered the ad and I sold a couple parts and then some guy called and said he would buy the rest of the car for $200 or $300. He was into restoring old Datsun’s. He also paid me separately for the stereo . I had put in a tape deck for about a hundred bucks and I was going to take it out and put it in my next car but the guy gave me like $60 for it.

I should have stopped my friend from ruining my car.