I just mentioned this recently.
A couple of years ago I had what I called the ‘Turkey Delusion’. I was seeing turkeys everywhere! The country, Turkey was always on the news, and locally…wild turkeys were running all over my town!
I thought the whole world was mocking me…like i was some kind of giant turkey or something!
What was one of your strangest/ and in hindsight, funniest delusions?
I had a delusion that I was a bee.
Oh man, that must have been tough for you if your girlfriend kept calling you ‘Honey’!
I once had a delusion that I was a boat motor.
seriously, I thought I was the “one” just like the movie the Matrix.
I thought sour patch kids were made from real children with voodoo magic. I could hear them scream in my head when I smooshed one of them.
When I was psychotic once, the phone rang and the name on the phone came up as ‘Peter Long’.
Peter is slang for ‘pen!s’…so I thought the world was playing a joke on me…like some guy with a long pen!s was calling me to mock me!
I know…I know…you can’t make this stuff up, folks!
The funniest voice i had was " HERE IS THE ENTERPRISE "
This is going to make me look bad, but hey, WTH.
One of my earliest delusions, even before I was diagnosed was I thought I could tell if someone had oral sex just by looking at their mouths. Yeah, that’s right. I think it started from watching TV but then it started happening in real life. I used to watch peoples mouths. In my first psyche ward I used to freak out watching the staffs mouths.
Yeah, I know it’s weird and I got over it. But hell, at least I ain’t putting up a wall dividing the U.S. from Mexico for billions of dollars, denying global warming and cutting Social Security to the disabled. Now those are delusional.
I had a delusion that my horse gave birth to me and was my mum.
I had a delusion that I’m viktoria Beckham.
I have had so many delusions.
Those two are the funniest I can think of right now.
“zig-a-zig-ah”.
I had the idea that captain beefheart’s mustache is intertwined with my brain neurons and causes damage and chaos
I was under the delusion that our version of the CIA was programming birds to follow my activities. Played a game of golf and launched this 5 wood off the grass and hit this gawdamn duck fair in the chest. Didn’t I have a meltdown half way through this par 5 on the 9th hole. My friend couldn’t understand my horror!
That the plumber hid a camera in the roof after he did work on the geyser
I thought a wood screw was attracting enemy helicopters whilst I was in hospital. I absconded and took a train cross country to dispose of it.
Lol
I thought people in jet airliners going overhead could see me on the ground.
My funniest and yet saddest delusion was…
I was an artificial mind set back in time to this point in this body.
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