Sure we’ve had joke threads before. But have we ever had the WORST ones you can think of? I think I am into new territory here. My threads are truly groundbreaking 
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Anywho…heres one to get us started.
“Is your refrigerator running? Well, you better go catch it!”
Why shouldnt you write with a broken pen? Because its pointless.
That’s the line we used when we called up some stranger on the phone at sleepovers at our friends house.
Either that or you call up some liquor store and ask, “Hey, do you have Prince Albert (tobacco) in a can?” When the clerk says yes, we say, “Well, you’d better let him out.”
My dentist said getting his kids to clean their room is like pulling teeth…really easy!
Why did the moron throw the butter out the window?
A: He wanted to see butterfly.
Take my wife. Please.
What’s black & white and red all over? A: a newspaper.
lol. We used to call and ask bowling alley employees if they had 10 pound balls.
Why don’t seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they’d be bagels.
You want to hear two short jokes and one long joke?
Joke, joke,
Jooooooooooooooooke
Why couldn’t Mario find his kart?
It was Toad.
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