Im curios who can make the funniest joke
I guess ill break the ice.
Whats for dinner?
Knock knock
I guess take two. I found a cooler joke
A crocodile and an alligator are chilling in a swamp
The aligator said : i bet i catch you later
Crocodile : ok, catch me later
Mumble to himself : aligator
Idk somebody say something
I am prevented by the rules to make a funny joke.
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I just got a letter from the DMV. $161 to register my car. I have until April to pay it. Got to smog it too.
I once saw a fat guy on a moped towing another fat guy in a moped.
They had ropes tied around their waists and that’s how they were towing.
Fact.
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Okay, I hope I don’t get flagged but here goes.
Why can’t blondes make ice cubes?
Because they keep forgetting the recipe
How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?
One to hold the light bulb, and two to spin the ladder
I’ve got a good one about an octopus who can play any musical instrument, but it gets kind of grim at the end LOL
What does it mean “to smog a car”? I don’t know that slang.
Years ago I went to the hospital with chest pain, and the nurse said to me: on a scale of 1 to 10, 10 being child birth, 1 being no pain, how would you rate your pain right now?
I’m a man, so I asked the nurse if we can change 10 to getting my peepee caught in my zipper.
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There’s an ongoing debate whether child birth is more painful than a strong kick in the testicles, or viceversa. I think both are horrible. A man can easily faint from the pain. A woman in labor might feel less pain, but it lasts longer.
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Get a smog certificate. Have it checked out by a mechanic and if it passes they will send an electronic certificate to the DMV saying it passes the standards.
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Oh I get it. Something that states you car doesn’t pollute the environment above the accepted levels. I get it now thanks.
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No matter how bad it is to get kicked in the nards, I think women endure far more pain during childbirth
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