Here’s a joke that is really bad that still makes me laugh for some reason.
“Why could the man not find his map?”
“Why?”
“Because he lost his map.”
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A woman goes into a bar and asks for a double entendre so the bar man gave her one.
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I like that one, lol.
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Superman can be defeated by only two things, Kryptonite and stairs.
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Jesus drove a Honda. You just won’t read about it the Bible. He didn’t speak of his own Accord.
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A man enters to a bar and said to the barman “I bet you 25$ I can piss that glass over there without pee any other part of the bar”, he accepted, then the man pee in everywhere except that glass, the barman said " why are you smilling? You lost!" The man said “because I bet 100 $ my friends I could pee all your bar and you would be happy”
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
He saw some birdseed on the other side.
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Knock knock!
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Who’s there? 151515
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Knock knock!
this is the only joke my 4 year old niece knows
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I heard it on the radio today if this qualify as a joke. I would like to thank my middle finger for always sticking up for me. Ha ha ha ha ha
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I’m getting a tattoo of a sea shell on my inner thigh. If you put your ear to it you can smell the ocean.
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Good topic. All jokes are a bit hard to understand for us who don’t use English as mother language, I like this topic so I can understand humor in EN better in future
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I had a safety meeting at work today. When asked what steps I would take in the event of a fire “■■■■■■■ big ones” was apparently the wrong answer. 
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Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One muffin says to the other,
“Is it hot in here, or is it just me?”
The other muffin says,
“AAHHHHH!!! A talking muffin!”
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Wow! I don’t think I’ve heard that joke since elementary or middle school! I think I remember telling people that joke all the time after I heard it the first time.
Boy complains to his father: You told me to put a potato in my swimming trunks! You said it would impress the girls at the pool! But you forgot to mention one thing!
Father: Really, what?
Boy: That the potato should go in the front.
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why stairs?
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Four elephants fall of a cliff, three land on solid ground and one in a lake - ba dum dum tssss
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