I’m an encyclopedia of bad jokes in case any of you haven’t noticed. When I was young I used to hang out at the Comedy Clubs and sell my jokes for 10 dollars…I got quite a few takers.
Q: Why did the millennial not cross the road?
A: Because he was too lazy to walk and his Uber driver never showed up.
(Okay. I just made that one up! I’m an old guy who loves teasing millennials)
Ha! When I was in fourth grade we used that joke to make prank phone calls to miscellaneous strangers. Or, call a liquor store and ask if they have Prince Albert in a can. When they answer “Yes”, we said, “Well, let him out”.
@Andrey that’s an antiquated slang term. Nowadays, lame just means “uncool.”
My favorite lame jokes:
Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says to the other, “Is it hot in here, or is it just me?” The other muffin says, “AHHHH!!! A talking muffin!!!”
What’s the latest music craze in the ocean?
Bubble Rap!
I’m so charitable. I’m giving away my old batteries, free of charge!
What do you call a pig who does karate?
A pork chop!