Post your favorite anti-joke here!
A guy walks into a bar…
Which is unfortunate because he has a drinking problem.
What Do You Call a Man with a Knife in His Back?
An ambulance.
What Do You Get when You Throw a Green Rock into the Red Sea?
A wet rock.
What is the Difference Between an Elephant and a Postbox?
If you don’t know, I’m not sending you to mail a letter.
When I was in my first group home I was walking at night on a street and there was a dead guy laying in the street and it was cordoned off by police. I laughed at that one for weeks.
I was sitting on a log in a park looking for some crack and someone snuck up behind me and smashed a wine bottle over my head. Cue the rim shot.
I was in the hospital and the orderlies were carrying a woman to the isolation room. I could see she was going to bite one of them on the arm but I didn’t warn them in time. She had a funny smile, it was hilarious, I still chuckle about it when I think about it.
I guess the common moral of these stories is sometimes you just have to laugh at yourself.
so funny!
Why did the road cross the chicken?
Revenge. Sweet revenge.
sorry it’s all I got
I don’t know is this one counts:
Three elephants fall of a cliff… two land on the rocks and one lands in the sea… ba dum tsss
edit:
the joke here is that the sound they make is like ba dum tss… cuz one is in the water… anyway…
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