Ive been very stressed because of an idiot but now I feel better (I think so) so come on, tell me a good one! 
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I invented a new word!
“Plagiarism!”
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is a hippo, and the other is a little lighter.
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That was very creative!
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Well whoever wrote it originally was creative, its the only joke I remember though.
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Why are staircases so suspicious?
They are always up to something.
I used to be addicted to the hokey pokey
but I turned myself around.
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What do zombies eat to freshen their breath?
Men toes!
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl peeing?
Cause the P is silent!
What do you call a bear with no ear?
You call it a “B”!
What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.
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I went to the doctor with a corn cob in my ear and a green bean up my nose. I said, “Doctor, I don’t feel so good.”
And the doctor said, “I know what your problem is. You’re not eating right!”
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Haha that one was very nice
I once farted in an elevator
It was wrong on all levels
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LOL
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My four year old came up with one. Her: Knock knock. Me: Whose there? Her: Chicken head! Me; Chicken head who? Her: Hah! I made you say chicken head! giggle
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I spilled spot remover on my dog, now I can’t find him
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A man walks into a store holding a dog. Suddenly he starts swinging the dog around by the tail, in circles. The flustered clerk asks him, “Can I help you find something.” To which the man replies, “No, I’m just looking.”
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There are a lot of people in my life who really misunderstand what I’m about, but i couldn’t really give a ■■■■ about clearing any of it up right now
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