Tell me a dirty joke

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Tell me a dirty joke so I can laugh. I need a good hard laugh.

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A family of sperms have trained the son sperm to enter the “race” on a Saturday.

The son sperm trains extremely hard for this race and hes told by his parents he needs to reach the "pink " thing.

He uses weights and eats a specialized and vigorous diet plan.

Saturday comes and he gets ready for his race. He starts on the second line unfortunately as he arrived late and couldnt get to the front line.

The gun goes off… He swims with everything hes got, he passes his friend sperms and doesnt even look back, his mind is set on the pink thing.

After 2 hours of swimming as hard as he can, he realizes hes in front of the pack, hes leading the race.

He eventually sees the pink thing in the distance, he swims even faster.

He arrives at the pink thing and is dead tired, in a broken and tired voice he asks the pink thing, " what are you?

The pink thing replies…

Im a TONSIL

lol might be a lame joke but i found it funny :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

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Not bad, anyone else??

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I don’t like dirty jokes :face_vomiting: sorry

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A guy was a virgin,he decided to tell a girl,the girl said I am not a virgin but I am a virgin eater.So it’s a happy ending

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For someone who’s kinda a perv,

I don’t really know that many dirty jokes.

So, I’ll give a “yo mama” joke:

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See, I still managed to make it about dicks!

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lol lol lol I’m dead here laughing dead, this is one of the giants … Motherers :joy::joy::joy::joy:

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Golden Rex what’s up I’ve been seeing u post some interesting things.

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I exclusively post interesting things.

Started this morning by getting into an unwinnable argument with the dry cleaning lady,

So, I’m having a pretty weird day.

However, I’m going to just roll with it.

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I wank off religiously every day without fail.

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There is nothing wrong with that, shows you a man and you healthy

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There was a man who worked in a pickle factory next to the pickle slicer.
Every day he dreamed of putting his dick in the pickle slicer.
One day he decided he would do it. He whipped it out and just as he did his boss walked in and he got fired.
He went home and his wife asked why he was home. He said "I put my dick in the pickle slicer"
She yanked down his pants and said “Thank God everything is okay. What happened to the pickle slicer?”
“She got fired too”

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A good hard laugh. You answered your own question.

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Lmao I use to have tons of these pics with dif sayings

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Mickey Mouse and Minnie Mouse decided to get a divorce…Mickey’s lawyer stood in court and said, “Mickey Mouse wishes to get a divorce with Minnie Mouse on terms of insanity”…Mickey Mouse stood up and said, “I didn’t say she was crazy I said she was ■■■■■■■ Goofy !!”

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A little boy and a little girl were taking a bath together.
The little girl looked at the little boy and said "What’s that? May I touch it?"
To which the boy replied, “NO, You went and broke your own off already.”

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So god created a man. He said to the man “i am going to give u two gifts, first is a brain so u can think and be smart. Second is a penls which u can enjoy for pleasure and to reproduce”. Then god warned the man there will be a problem. “What’s the problem?” the man asked. God said “u cant use both at the same time”

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