Post any jokes any subject, your own or others, sz nor normie just make it funny. Vote with your heart
A man walks into a bar.
…It hurt
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Knock knock…
Who’s there? 1212
Dwayne 151515788
Dwayne who? 1212
Dwayne the bath…
That was so bad fml. Wish I didn’t start it
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I used to be schizophrenic, but we"re ok now.
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A guy shows up late for work. The boss yells, “You should’ve been here at 8.30!” He replies. “Why? What happened at 8.30?”
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There’s one that @kindness posted here a while back that I liked:
Did you hear about the two radio antennae that got married? They say the ceremony was ok, but the reception was awesome.
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what do you call a woman on the top of a house? ruth
what do you call a man inside a paper bag? russell
what do you call a man between two houses? ali
i used to know loads of these but forget most of them, probably for the best 
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What do you call nuts on the wall?
Walnuts
What do you call nuts on your chest?
Chestnuts
What do you call nuts on your chin?
A mouthful
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there’s an englishman and an irishman in a room with a chair,
the irishman drills 3 holes in the chair, sits on it and farts
he offers the englishman a wager, ‘guess which hole i farted thru and i’ll give you £100 you get 3 chances’
so the englishman thinks ‘3 holes and 3 guesses i’m sure to win’
he points to the first hole and the irishman says ‘no’ the second hole ‘no’ and then the third hole
the irishman says ‘wrong again, i farted thru my a$$hole’
How do you get 3 people to sit one one stool
… turn it upside down
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Hey girl are you antipsychotics because you got me drooling over you.
Ahahha this isn’t funny but it’s been in my head for so long I just need to write it down somewhere and forget about it.
I just embarrassed myself. 
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A schizophrenic walks into a bar. He says “Ouch” and then he thinks everyone despises him and that its all a big plot against him by the FBI, the CIA, and all the black vans that drive past his house 20 times a day.
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What if you die in hell ?
Nation A says we’re going to the moon.
Nation B says we’re going to Mars.
Nation C says we’re going to the sun!
Nations A and B say how are you going to do that, its to hot!
Nation C says, we’re going to go at night
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The Most Interesting Man in the World:
He’s not Schizophrenic but when he goes off his meds Chuck Norris hacks into his brain and makes him kick his own ass
He’s not schizophrenic but he’s had inside jokes with people he’s never met
Chuck Norris is old. Don’t you mean Justin Beiber?
Oh wait it a minute, it’s Justin Beiber.
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