What did the boy with a new pogo stick say? I can’t wait for spring.
How many teachers does it take to teach math? Too many to count.
What did the pilot say upon proposing to his girlfriend? I can go the distance.
Teenage girl likes her mom’s brownies, says, this is even sweeter than my mix tape.
Older man wants to take up jogging, says, It would be quite a feet.
20-something man with Down syndrome likes to swing, says, This is my only high.
I didn’t understand any of them. Haha
I like to clown around sometimes and am moderately funny, at least in my own mind, but I cannot come up with jokes like this. Good one @Daze!
thanks. they’re straight off the top of my head.
sorry, this should have been in the Creativity section.
I’d call them puns more than jokes. But yeah, they were good
My mom put a flower pot on top of her head and said she was a pot head.
Moved to the Creativity section.
First three were good. Last one is a doozy.
I come up with jokes every so often, but my girlfriend says they don’t make sense. I’ll tell you one I thought of yesterday:
If you go to the Department of Motor Vehicles to renew your driver license, and you’re drunk, do you get a DUI?
Why did the boy take a pencil to bed? So he could draw the curtains
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