post funny ones below,
I know this isn’t probably funny, but it’s one I just made up, it’s a joke about the two lines of thought of mine in schiz:
there’s a guy inbetween a bat and a ball,
The ball says to the bat,
Watch where you are swinging,
And the bat and ball don’t meet eye to eye.
So the bat asks the guy, what did I miss? And the guy responds,
Don’t worry, he’s " just out of the ballpark"
call it a homerun lol,it’s a dumb corny one that probably makes no sense, if you have better ones post below
Here is the joke of the day from june 25th from the medical news bulletin. It’s very offensive.
Family physician: I saw 40 patients yesterday, and one of them had schizophrenia. Compared to everyone else, the schizophrenic patient was the most normal.
I still find it strange what some people find offensive. There are some political people that people seem to find offensive but when you look at what they actually believe in it isn’t out of the norm.
Mickey mouse and Minnie mouse were getting a divorce…Mickey’s lawyer stood up and said, “Mickey mouse wishes to get a divorce with Minnie mouse on grounds of insanity”…Mickey Mouse stood up and yelled…“I didn’t say she was crazy, I said she was f**king Goofy !!”
If vampires don’t have a reflection in mirrors than how do they stay so neat? I’ve never seen a vampire that wasn’t groomed perfectly and dressed impeccably.
What did the Bhuddist monk say to the hot dog vender? - Make me one with everything.
Why do Eskimos have refridgerators? - To keep their food from freezing.