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Silly jokes by Daze

Woman goes to the grocery store, says to the check out kid, I don’t need your baggage, I’ve got enough of that.

Young man wants a sweater, says to the retail attendant, Don’t pull the wool over my head.

Girl is a cheerleader, says, I won’t ever kick the bucket.

Older man likes his Captain and Coke, says, I’ve sailed thru life.

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Funny. I liked the last one best.

Good jokes. I wish I could think of a funny one too :thinking:

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i like the first best :slight_smile:

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Your sense of humor is interesting, lol. You’re right on the verge of being really funny, but not quite.

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I was wondering if you’d respond Nick thank you.

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That’s what one of my ex girlfriends said to me after having sex.

Ba dum tssss.

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That’s what she said.

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alright you guys, do better than me, ha!

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Not tonight. Maybe tomorrow. But I can’t guarantee it.

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