Woman goes to the grocery store, says to the check out kid, I don’t need your baggage, I’ve got enough of that.
Young man wants a sweater, says to the retail attendant, Don’t pull the wool over my head.
Girl is a cheerleader, says, I won’t ever kick the bucket.
Older man likes his Captain and Coke, says, I’ve sailed thru life.
Funny. I liked the last one best.
Good jokes. I wish I could think of a funny one too 
i like the first best 
Your sense of humor is interesting, lol. You’re right on the verge of being really funny, but not quite.
I was wondering if you’d respond Nick thank you.
That’s what one of my ex girlfriends said to me after having sex.
Ba dum tssss.
That’s what she said.
alright you guys, do better than me, ha!
Not tonight. Maybe tomorrow. But I can’t guarantee it.
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