Young man into computers likes to roller blade, says, I never wipe out my memory.
Teenage girl goes shopping for her mom, says, I think this bagger is on my list.
Schizophrenic goes to the casino, says, I will bet they’re all out to get me.
Seasoned chiro takes new patients, says, You gotta get a little backbone.
Mother with 3 kids goes to the retail store, asks, Where’s the sale on Peace candles?
Older man gets into golf, says, I already know how to putt putt around.