A man walks into his doctors office and gets his annual examination.
Afterward the doctor says “I got bad news, you have incurable cancer”.
The man says, “I want a second opinion”’.
The doctor says, “OK. You’re ugly too”.
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Har, har, har.
Funny.
I like your jokes.
I think a stand up could be successful doing a routine like this, nothing but corny jokes, not in a serious way of course as if they were funny but i think they could make it work.
What does batman get in his drinks?
Just ice.
A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks “why the long face?”