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Recycled joke from a few months back


#1

A man walks into his doctors office and gets his annual examination.
Afterward the doctor says “I got bad news, you have incurable cancer”.
The man says, “I want a second opinion”’.
The doctor says, “OK. You’re ugly too”.


#2

Har, har, har.
Funny.


#3

I like your jokes.

I think a stand up could be successful doing a routine like this, nothing but corny jokes, not in a serious way of course as if they were funny but i think they could make it work.


#4

What does batman get in his drinks?

Just ice.


#5

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks “why the long face?”