Let’s all train our spontaneous sense of humor muscle !
I’ll start:
A guy walks into a bar.
Cuffed and flanked by two police officers.
Let’s all train our spontaneous sense of humor muscle !
I’ll start:
A guy walks into a bar.
Cuffed and flanked by two police officers.
A guy walks into a bar.
He received a severe concussion and required extensive plastic surgery.
A dyslexic man walked into a bra
Ok this thread needs more traction.
I’ll try again.
A canary walks into a bar, not feeling tired at all. The bartender kicks him out and says…
Take the tube and go home. This is not a crow bar…
I guy walks into a bar and meets devil
Devil says:
Omg I killed kenny
You ■■■■■■■
People, come on, get more excited ! It’s your chance to shine on the big stage !!
I’ll try some more:
A guy tries to walk into a bar but fails. He asks…
“Who the hell set the bar so high?”
so i stood up and told a joke but, i ended up with wu-tang
You’re gonna have to explain this one to me me stoopid
ok deal i’ll do it but you have to realize
Still don’t get it. Is it about not finishing your sentence?
As in: There are two basic rules of success:
no because. you have to realize that i do not want to finish my sentence ;]
like when you go to the doctor and lie because #noworries
Two kids were counting a peanut.
wow ok i’m beat,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o3omZn87LbA #not really
I used to be into S&M, necrophilia and beastiality.
Until I figured I was just flogging a dead horse.
i used to be s&m
but then i became banned from here
I used to believe in fairy tales, but then I took an arrow to the knee.