Guy goes to his doctor. Say, " Doctor I have a confidence problem."
Doctor says," Here I’ll help you with it . There is a new medication call gufsthenap it come is 300 Mega-Grams you can use it up to 3 x per day."
Guy say," how much is it ? " Doctor responds," Free as generic , but very expensive name brand."
Guy replies ," What the generic?"
Doctor Response, " ■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■ 300 Mega Garms."
Da dun… I hope it doesn’t suck bad … I think it was funny but I do have an odd sense of humor.
Two schizophrenics walk into a bar. One of them says “Ouch” .
His friend thinks to himself in his head, “Wow, what a wimp”.
The first guy answers back out loud, “Hey, I resent that, you owe me an apology”.
The second guy says, “Screw you. You think you’re god almighty or something special? You think you’re here to save mankind or something?"
The first guy answers back, “Yes! Yes! That’s what I love about you. You understand me like no one else ever does.”
So they were both so happy at this communication that they walked to the store together and for the first time in two weeks, they happily ignored the 13 black vans with the license plates “77777” that followed them wherever they went and filmed their every move.