Idk if it’s been said but I saw this on the Internet a long time ago…
sniffffffffff “you smell different when you’re awake” lolol
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When you came into the bar the other night you said you were looking for a stud. Remember that? Well, I just want to tell you that I have the STD and all I need is U.
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I wonder if this person may have gotten an idea from the wonderful people at schizophrenia.com
Well, if they did, I hope they got a good kick out of it. Sometimes I wonder if people who are researching mental illness browse once in awhile.
We’re on to you Meredith. Lol jk.
Personally, I like the first one I posted. It’s such absurd thing to say, truly a horrible thing to say on a date.
“I didn’t bring any money… but I can give my mom a call.”
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what bra size are you?
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“She’ll have the salad.”
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Proceed with caution
Dates lol what are all the possibilities 
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do you like to be on top or bottom?
Smack.
i have bunkbeds 
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have you ever sh.t your pants?
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Sorry it took me a while to get back to you. I was in the psych ward
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I see dead people.
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Lol 15 chacters
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do you have stds?
I personally think that’s a very good question. I do ask guys that
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yes. i guess it is. I always use protection because i don’t trust people. I am paranoid sz. My pananoia when under controlled levels serves me well.
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Start talking about how you had another date. Either lined up and “shes so much prettier than you” or in the past “it was so much better than this” XD
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from my experience one girl never likes to hear about another. at all.
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“You seem kinda trashy. I dig that. One man’s trash…”
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sorry i am late. another thing: gotta go
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