You must be kidding me…
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Nnhhhh, blehhhh…
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Awesome…
Just awesome…
Best thing I’ve read in a really long time.
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Thanks, lol. She has a sister if you’re interested.
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You’d be surprised.
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I am totally f&*^ing interested!
Just tell me where to go.
I’ll hop in my car right away and drive on over to her in a heartbeat.
I am that serious about this.
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Go to Colorado and hang a left. Go 75 more miles until you see a stop sign. Go straight through until you come to the mountains. Then you’re on your own.
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Hmmm… You know, I’m really terrible with directions. But you know what?
F&ck it.
I’m gonna wing it, based on your divine guidance.
Thank you so much, kind sir.
I’ll figure this sh^t out, don’t you worry one single bit.
Sorry, guyz, I’m leaving schizophrenia.com for my new, 4th love project…
(abrupt cough)
I mean prospect.
(shakes head in frustration)
No, I mean… my one true love.
Yeah…
God, whatever.
I’ll actually be leaving society for good, come to think of it… but ah well, that doesn’t sound so bad.
I’ll finally be with my one true love, out in the pure wilderness, away from the clusterf%ck that is society.
Sorry for all the f%cks.
I’m just a really f&ckity guy tonight. Actually most nights.
You get it.
Bai.
<3
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i fell in love for the first time in third grade but i did not let the person know that i was in love with them. then i fell in love when i was 15 years old and i was heartbroken because my love did not want to be with me after my vacation was over.and then again when i was 20 years old i fell in love for the third and last time. it ended 2 and half years later and it seems like i was dumped again.
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Yeah a few times. Meet a women a few years ago and felt sparks between us the first time we spoke. Not sure if something to do with therapy as we ended up reducing my meds. Still love her dearly despite losing contact with her the last few years.
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I fell in love with my laptop. we’re married now. 
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I don’t know. I suppose, but unable to feel it in any meaningful way.
Why it’s Beans and Frank.
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(facepalm)
It’s supposed to be a heart.
I fail.
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…and then there were drugs to" cover up my illness" that started when i was maybe 7-8 i should say getting high then there was my boat screaming around snorkeling, skiing then i got into real drugs thats where it starts getting sad.
I’ve been in love before but after something happened with the person I loved, I found it hard to feel such emotions towards other people though I did have bursts of infatuation with strangers I found attractive that would typically anywhere from a few days to a few weeks, depending on how often I saw them. Right now, I’d definitely say that I’m experiencing real love for someone and I think that they like me too, but I don’t think it would work out. 
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Not with any human entity.
Do pets count?
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mehh I am mentally ill. I can not even separate if I am in love or delusional =)
@77nick77 strikes again?
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I just realized my first love / best friend from the age of 13 throughout my high school years friended me on facebook a while back and her friend request was ignored by me until tonight when facebook asked me for like the billionth time if I would confirm one of five people from the hundred or so people who have unconfirmed friend requests–and lo it was her with a changed last name.
I am a closet bisexual who has never slept with another woman, only with men. She was my first love, the woman that made me realize I wanted to be in a long term relationship with a woman instead of a man. Since then, my male encounters have been many, but short lived. My female friends are super close to me and they spend more time with me than any male has. Just recently, a neighbor thought me and my female friend were in a lesbian relationship because she kept spending the night when I was living alone. We weren’t, but that made me think of my first love, the one I’m now linked to through facebook.
What could she want? I’m nervous. Butterflies. Haven’t felt this way in a long time. I’m married, but I cannot control these butterflies! She has a special place in my heart. I’ll tell the husband, don’t worry, but a girl can dream, no?