What’s the best joke you heard lately?
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He’s not breathing so his friend calls 911. 'My friend is dead! What should I do?" The operator replies, “Calm down sir, first make sure that he’s really dead.” There’s a silence, then a loud bang. Back on the phone, the guy says, “Ok, now what?”
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?
One’s really heavy, the other’s a little lighter.
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