So, I’m feeling down. Would like for you guys to share jokes, funny pics, and hilarious memes. I need a laugh.
Thanks in advance.
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Pickles.
People can read minds.
That’s all I got. I’m not very funny and lack intelligence.
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What do you call a pony with a cough.
A little hoarse
Sorry, I suck at jokes.
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I’m dying at “my pee pee don’t work”
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Hmm. . .
You Make A Good Point.
When Was Urine Suppose To Carry A Job?.
Makes Me Sad. . .
My friend asked me if I wanted to hear a really good Batman impression, so I said go on then. He shouted, ‘NOT THE KRYPTONITE!’ and I said, ‘That’s Superman.’ He said, 'Thanks, I’ve been practicing.
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You’re too smart to be sad!
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Hmm?. . .
Thanx!, @Enlightenedbeing.
Your Enlightened Remark Is Enlightening.
Such A Great Word.
It’s Almost Filled To The Brim With Wisdom And Amazing Beauty.
I’m Not Being Sarcastic I Totally Promise Brah.
And Now I’m Sad Again. . .
'Little boy tells his nursery teacher he found a dead cat.
“How did you know it was dead?” asks the teacher.
“Because I pissed in its ear & it didn’t move” says the boy.
“You did what!?” shrieks the teacher.
“You know” explains the boy, “I leant over & went Pssst & it didn’t move!”’
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A schizophrenic man walks into his psychiatrist’s office and sits down.
The psychiatrist ask “so what have you been up to lately?”
The schizophrenic replies “Oh, I’ve just been making toy cars out of my own ■■■■ and running around screaming that I’m the messiah.”
The psychiatrist responds “Wow! It sounds like the meds are working great! See you again in three months?”
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I use orange juice when I don’t have milk.
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