I found out about a month ago. Because all of us people know that we are all bullsh*ters. We all know.
I mean schizophrenics and non-schizophrenics alike. We all know that we’re trying to fool the world. I guess I was the last one to figure this out. Better late than never I suppose.
According to Wiki, this is the world’s funniest joke…crossing all language barriers, etc…
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn’t
seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out
his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, “My friend is
dead! What can I do?” The operator says, “Calm down. I can help. First,
let’s make sure he’s dead.” There is a silence; then a gun shot is
heard. Back on the phone, the guy says, “OK, now what?”