I know what everybody is laughing at

I found out about a month ago. Because all of us people know that we are all bullsh*ters. We all know.

I mean schizophrenics and non-schizophrenics alike. We all know that we’re trying to fool the world. I guess I was the last one to figure this out. Better late than never I suppose.

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So what is everybody laughing at? I don’t follow.

@Patrick’s jokes!!!

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Got me, Nick!

J.

According to Wiki, this is the world’s funniest joke…crossing all language barriers, etc…

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn’t
seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out
his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, “My friend is
dead! What can I do?” The operator says, “Calm down. I can help. First,
let’s make sure he’s dead.” There is a silence; then a gun shot is
heard. Back on the phone, the guy says, “OK, now what?”

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Really funny :unamused:

Lol that’s so not funny that it’s actually funny :confused:

I thought it was just ‘okay’ but apparently this joke was 1st place in a massive world-wide humour study.

That’s why aliens won’t show to us. :pensive:

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sarad just made a funnier line than that joke…

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The British humour… Apparently

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I also like fart jokes. Lmao :blush:

If you like fart jokes @Sarad, you’ll probably like this…

My daughters played this into the phone really loud when my mother-in-law phoned one day! lol!

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Lol lol :joy: I didn’t manage to the end but its awesome.your girls are awesome (:slight_smile:
“What are you saying” cracked me up.

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When someone makes a whole string of farts out in public it’s called “Crop-Dusting.”

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