Today is laugh and get rich day

Got any good jokes to share?

What’s the difference between a zippo and a hippo?

One’s a little lighter while the other is a little heavier.

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I came up with this one a while back when I was looking at a package of extra sharp cheddar cheese I had:
My name is Cheddar Cheese, and I’m drier the sharper I get, because sarcasm is the most intelligent form of humor.

I know, it’s a very cheesy joke… oh god, someone stop me…

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Why is the dumb blondes naval black and blue?
Because her boyfriend is a dumb blond too.

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