You naughty peoples.
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No! No penis hands! Bad boy!
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I’ve gone blind!
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This is unhealthy. God shouldnt of made you horny if it’s a sin to masturbate.
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@TheBest
One study “found that women who masturbated had happier marriages compared to those who did not masturbate”
That’s bc men often finish b4 women reach their climax!!!
@anon4362788. I’ve always thought it was a sin equivalent to fornication. I really don’t know
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Wow. @anon4362788 thanks for the giggle. I was thinking I was going to have an eye rolling moment. 
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Heh. You’re welcome!
PENIS
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Everybody masturbates. We get it.
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My hand is never full. 
It’s like the milk carton is only half empty. I need a tug …err hug.
Here is what Reich said about masturbation,it’s citation from Wikipedia:
Beginning in 1924 Reich published a series of papers on the idea of “orgastic potency”, the ability to release the emotions from the muscles and lose the self in an uninhibited orgasm, an idea that Freud came to call Reich’s “Steckenpferd” (hobby horse).Reich argued that psychic health and the ability to love depended on orgastic potency, the full discharge of the libido: “Sexual release in the sex act must correspond to the excitement which leads up to it”.He wrote: “It is not just to ■■■■… not the embrace in itself, not the intercourse. **It is the real emotional experience of the loss of your ego, of your whole spiritual self” He argued that orgastic potency was the goal of character analysis.
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Funny.
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Put on some nice joyful music during and immediately after masturbating. The music will train away any guilt feelings you have. Takes a couple of months of regular use for the music to take effect.
I did that.
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Dude you don’t need to read so far into stuff 
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Reich did some stuff I think on sexual repression and the rise of the right in Germany. I think he came unstuck with the orgone accumulator. We’ve thankfully moved a long ways forward from then!
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Man, it’s a j oke thread. I don’t really care about the research of some guy on wanking.
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Can you close this @Ninjastar? Not everyone is getting that it’s just silly.