A joke to cheer up

I have tried to come up with a joke, but nothing comes to my mind really

just some thoughts

the mankind has tried to find the ultimate truth since the beginning of the life on the earth, but has not been successful, so why to try when the ultimate truth can not be found.

well that was not a good joke

do you have any jokes?

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@bretjones I have no idea…good one…I am curious if you would share the answer to the riddle?

What do you call a sleepwalking nun?

A roaming catholic.

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I don’t know! What is it??

More riddles?

What happens twice in a moment, one time in a minute, and not once in a thousand years?

Its not about all people, just some who end up as a schizophrenic,
Most people just live,

it’s not really a joke it’s ultimate reality. we could call them abnormal @mjseu. because those who go to dinner and a movie get it, yeah. i could see that normalized. why not? simple, easy, nothing. nothing and a senseless bot makes it all too simple, so let’s go that way.

@aliali they live on automatic until i did . then what happpened schizophrenia? something else. i will examine this for whatever reasons. Why was i there then saw something more? I was older, shouldn’t have happened to me. a simple life then light beings.

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I know what this forum is about and systemic powers but why did it see something else? Take your meds the 4th dimension doesn’t exist but we are here why deny what else could be seen? somehow beyond the simple there is more, why deny?

I have a joke, although it’s kind of long.

A bear was chasing a rabbit through the forest, when they ran into a forest spirit. The spirit told them they could have 3 wishes each, and they agreed to take turns.
The bear said “i wish every bear in the forest was female”.
The spirit nodded, and his wish came true.
The rabbit wished for a motorcycle. The spirit found it odd, but granted his wish
The bear then got excited, and said
“On second thought, I wish every bear in the country was female!” The spirit laughed and granted his wish.
The rabbit asked for a motorcycle helmet.
Then the bear got even more greedy and proclaimed
“For my final wish, I want every bear in the world to be female!”
His wish was granted.
Then it was the rabbit’s turn. He put on his helmet, started his motorcycle, and as he started to drive off, he yelled “I wish the bear was gay!”

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Oh, I think I know! Is it the letter ‘m’?

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino…Elephino.

Yeah, you got it, the letter “m”.

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All of them involve a English man, an Irish man and a Scots man…

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