I’ve had that with sh*t
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Posting on this website about my delusions and experiences. I think it takes a lot of guts to get over these fears and memories I’m having.
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Holy crap!!!
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exactly lol 151515151511515
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We worked together about a decade after it happened lolol. 
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my most embarrassing moment was in college. me and a couple friends rented a house off campus. we would always have parties and get togethers. one night, I got exceptionally wasted and had gone outside to puke. on our front porch we had a couch, apparently I passed out on it. well during the night, I must have had to poo. so I dropped my pants and left a big pile of poo on the porch. I don’t remember any of this, but all the forensic evidence points to me being the culprit. I woke up the next day, and all my roommates were in disbelief over what I had done the night before. they were all laughing at me and I hosed off the porch. that was my rock bottom, and my most embarrassing moment.
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When I was 18 in college I went to pee on the side of a building shaded by trees. I heard a cry and noticed the dark wall I was peeing on was glass. An classroom of an unidentified number of art students that knew me was viewing my… well I immediately realized it and sidestepped to safety, then beat a quick retreat.
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I was partying and fooling around with a girl I knew years ago. We ran out of money and drugs so we drove to an ATM so I could get $20.00. It was near downtown and I got out to use the ATM and my companion let out a little shriek. I wasn’t wearing any underwear and I had neglected to zip my pants and my “thing” had popped out in all it’s glory and was flopping around outside my pants. She was shocked and said, “Your dic*s out!” It was embarrassing but I thought it was hilarious thanks to plenty of crack previously. But I stuffed it back in. See, I neglected to mention she happened to be a hooker and considering her line of work I was amazed that something as innocuous as that could phase her.
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The crapping myself episode of a little while ago , while the foot specialist was still here having just done my toes .
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Oh Firemonkey - that is embarrassing!
It didn’t help that I went into full hysterical,panic mode .
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When I was a teenager I went roller skating and was trying to get this cute guys attention. I wiped out right in front of him and my pants split open. I think it’s funny now but I was totally mortified. He was very kind about it.
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You should have married him @FatMama - he sounds lovely. Your embarrassing moment is funny though
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I peed on my kitchen floor one time. As an adult.
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I also punched through a window cuz I thought it would make me feel better lol
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jumped off a really high diving board. swimsuit came off after I hit the water.
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My daughter was a few months old and my sis and niece and daughter and I were at this restaurant on a really slow time of the day. It was very quiet. The waitress was about to take our order when my daughter cracked the biggest loudest fart!!!
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well, few years ago i forgot my payment card at the store and i had to pay with snowing rolled up 200, my last note.
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When I was in middle school I had a crush on a girl that sat in front of me in class. I sneezed and huge chunk of snot landed in her hair. She felt it and when she reached around and saw what it was she started gagging. My nickname for the rest of the year was snot.
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We canoed to a Dam, there was a bunch of people up top so we walked up there. I was 18 at the time and full of energy, the people at the top dared me to slide down the Dam and I was like pffft so easy. I slid down and it shredded my bathing suit, had to walk back naked to the canoe and back to the cabin 
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