I have no idea why but I’m a bit beat 
So, I ask you to give me a pun that is really punny. 
I’m punless!
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What, you got your own tongue 
Meaw
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Purrrfect response minnii
A piece of string walks into a bar and the bartender said, “we don’t serve strings in here”. The piece of string frayed his ends and tied himself into a knot and said, “I’m a frayed knot”
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When I get naked in the bathroom, the shower usually gets turned on.
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Why did the boy take a pencil to bed? To draw the curtains
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Ahhh you guys are killing me XD
But that would be a grave situtatio!!!
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A woman walks into a bar and asks for a double entendre so the bar man gave her one.
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Are you sure it wasn’t a man walking in that bar?
Yes, I’ve been to that bar and saw the whole thing.
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hence, it makes sense…
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What kind of bar
It was a special word joke sports bar. There’s not many in my town. Some of them are members only now due to having problems with people bringing in dictionaries.
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How did they pass the Bar.
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Or maybe it was chocolate bar
I think they ended up courting after that incident.
Did they find love after the courting? 