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You know it is time to wash when

  1. your hair is matted, and you have the beginning of dread locks.
  2. mrs. sith starts to call me a rastafarian, man.
  3. mrs. sith buys me a bob marley beanie.
  4. i look like an extra from " pirates of the carribean ’ !
  5. water beads off my skin.
  6. people in town shout " ahoy there !! "
  7. wild birds start to land on my shoulder
    feel free to add…
    take care
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dead leaves and twigs begin to stick to you
you see silverfish emerging from the bathtub drain
you wet your finger on your tongue and it had a mixture of slightly familiar tastes
your toe jam has all dried and crusts against your inner toe skin
dogs become too interested in you…

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you have just inspired me to wash…"aaaaaaaarrrrrrrhhhhhhhhh "…that’s me screaming as i run to the shower.
mrs. sith says thanks.
take care

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…ever I need to go somewhere. My hair needs to be washed every day or it gets oily and lies flat. If I stay home all day I will not take a shower.If I stay home two days in a row I will not take a shower. But on those super-rare occasions when I stay home three days in a row, I can’t stand my own odor and I will take a shower.

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I always smell like pool water. Sometimes when I sweat, I can smell chlorine. Oh well, it’s better then smelling like gardening manure.

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hahaha…this word is very funny!

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This is also very funny…thank you , darksith.

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When you walk into your house and it smells like a homeless person had been in there, then you realize it was you.

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my head gets itchy and i smell like piss, i should really shower every day but i am lazy,

i could also make a snow man from my dandruff lol

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