- your hair is matted, and you have the beginning of dread locks.
- mrs. sith starts to call me a rastafarian, man.
- mrs. sith buys me a bob marley beanie.
- i look like an extra from " pirates of the carribean ’ !
- water beads off my skin.
- people in town shout " ahoy there !! "
- wild birds start to land on my shoulder
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dead leaves and twigs begin to stick to you
you see silverfish emerging from the bathtub drain
you wet your finger on your tongue and it had a mixture of slightly familiar tastes
your toe jam has all dried and crusts against your inner toe skin
dogs become too interested in you…
you have just inspired me to wash…"aaaaaaaarrrrrrrhhhhhhhhh "…that’s me screaming as i run to the shower.
mrs. sith says thanks.
…ever I need to go somewhere. My hair needs to be washed every day or it gets oily and lies flat. If I stay home all day I will not take a shower.If I stay home two days in a row I will not take a shower. But on those super-rare occasions when I stay home three days in a row, I can’t stand my own odor and I will take a shower.
I always smell like pool water. Sometimes when I sweat, I can smell chlorine. Oh well, it’s better then smelling like gardening manure.
hahaha…this word is very funny!
This is also very funny…thank you , darksith.
When you walk into your house and it smells like a homeless person had been in there, then you realize it was you.
my head gets itchy and i smell like piss, i should really shower every day but i am lazy,
i could also make a snow man from my dandruff lol