Someone told me the other there is no Santa, I might believe this cause I’ve not seen him in years, Others say he lives at the North Pole, but given all the talk about pollution, you would think he would have helpers at the South Pole???
Someone else said he ate to many cookies one year and has been stuck in a chimney ever since 
I don’t know, I’m confused, help me out here???
I think Santa only exist on Christmas Eve… right?
Last time I saw him was on a cruise ship to New Zealand in 2013. The ■■■■■■■ wanted me to sit on a box rather than his knee.
I won.
In Scandinavia they drink reindeer urine cos it can have a hallucinogenic compound in it if the reindeer eat a certain moss. This is how santas reindeer fly.
Santa has a workshop in…Finland…where ever those crazy bastards the dudesons live…theres a train that can take you there…looks legit…
Well they said he goes to the malls, but I don’t like busy malls, really sets a poor example to spend and not save
Santa is being audited by the IRS this year. Apparently he has been claiming too much for his sleigh expenditures.
His name is joulupukki wich actually means Christmas goat…
Why did Santa have no reindeer this year? Cos he sleighed them all (actually got this joke in a cracker when I was a kid. Traumatised me)
Why goat?..I know its probably pagan…from yule…is it the beard…I’m just gonna go with its the beard…
Hahaha its Thor santa is Thor…that’s awesome…the Yule goat is props to his chariot pulled by 2 goats…man thanks for blowing my mind…santa is Thor…lol
Are their posts missing?? don’t understand who you are talking to??
I’m Santa, see my avatar!
AH finally I will message you my list for this year 
Mostly to my self lol…sorry…you posed the question…lol
I knew in my heart Santa would show up
That is so funny.
I meant that it is funny seeing Santa being audited by the irs.
I believe that Santa still exists in my heart.
