i went to ’ small ’ town, we have a small main street…
crossing the road was father christmas 
, mrs. elf, and five little elf children…what the !..it was cool. 
that was untill a mother, standing next to me, asked her small twin boys if they wanted to meet father christmas…
" that’s not the real santa, that’s a guy dressed up as santa " said the 7 year olds !
way to go, to spoil my day…!?!
take care from ( another dream dashed ) 
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But they are right! We all know Santa is an alien who presently is in a holding position behind the Moon in his sleigh-craft. Any human appearing Santa on earth prior to December 24 is just some guy poser…
Elves can still be found on earth though at any time of the year…
And in middle-earth too. Go, Rivendale!
And if the cloud bursts, thunder in your ear
You shout and no one seems to hear.
And if the band you’re in starts playing different tunes
I’ll see you on the dark side of the moon.
And I saw this women!
Santa could not live in the north of middle-earth since that was Morgoths abode.
On earth it is commonly accepted that Santa lives at the north pole…This began to be published between the 1860s - 1880s. The north pole was not actually traveled to until 1926. the north pole story was an illuminati conspiracy to cover up the fact Santa was an alien. they didn’t want people to know about aliens so they created the fantasy that Santa lived at the north pole. After the north pole was found to have no Santa they shifted gears and said he lived somewhere in Lapland. But technological advances finally unraveled the mystery and we now know he’s an alien.
THIS is what I meant.
I sure miss Santa Claus…(lyric from a Hole song)
Ohhhh boy…You are so innocent.
As it is the season so these days you see people dressed as Santa in & around shopping centres very often…The innocent part is children standing around them wanting a photograph…
My friends say, this is just another way to make people buy things but I think this is also just keeping the childhood’s innocence intact for awhile or until they become adult. After all childhood is the best part of one’s life.
You have any wish for Christmas? What are you doing on the day?
Spend it with family. And then again on Saturday.
disclaimer: just so you don’t think i am totally looney…i did know it was not santa…it was an MI5 agent of course !..lol.
take care
Yes! Of course…
“What do you want for Christmas?”
Kids tells the spy.
Spy Santa records each response after sneaking a tracking device onto child. Children wanting unusual gifts or high tech are then monitored as prospective future agents and they may be contacted years later by the agency.
I saw a box that said Santa Suit on the very top shelf in a toy store.
