Merry Cursemas

Stupid holiday, evil human and satanic invention

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I had a family member die in front of me when I was a kid on Xmasā€¦ I swear the devil tries to F up something thats supposed to be good.
I hope in the afterlife God allows me to smash the devil and help throw him into hellā€¦

(santa = satan)

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Thatā€™s interesting. Are the roots of the two words Saint and Satin related?

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damn this is funny

sorry your having a rough time elunaseer I always think if you have depression this time of year its really difficult, as this is the time of year your supposed to be happy for me this is my first xmas drug and alcohol free for sodding years and im pleased with myself for pulling it off.

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I hit an all time low this afternoon but got through it with a new insight. Holidays do test us.

sorry you had a low time but glad you got through it. yes the holidays test do test us wheni was using I thought I was the only one who found it difficult bing wrong!. see how you grow when you stop using. its scarier and more intense but it REAL.

Yes, itā€™s evil.

Just a bunch of poor people wishing they had what they needed and wanted really.

More suicides than any other time of year, quite the evil holy day.

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Try not to focus on the things you donā€™t have, the holidayā€™s really arenā€™t about presents, theyā€™re about the birth of the Lord Jesus Christ and we all go through stuffā€¦but someday things will be better. I I know people commit suicides but I truly try to believe that God doesnā€™t give anyone more than they handle, which goes to my point everything happens for a reasonā€¦I just wish he made it easier to figure out what that reason is

Im not talking about presents, at least not just random things you would never have a use for you know.

If this man existed then what did he talk about? Thats right, love! And love isnā€™t about this greedy ā– ā– ā– ā– ā– ā– ā– ā–  holy day that hardly makes any sense.

If he existed heā€™d hate this holy day.

Double edged sword here: if he didnā€™t exist we wouldnā€™t have this holy dayā€¦but Iā€™m sure something else would have been created in it is path. Donā€™t get me wrong, Iā€™m grateful he exists, he fills me with hope that things will be better some day, and fills me with love. Iā€™m just sayinā€¦

Because I keep having oral sex, my mom bought me a box of flavored condoms for Christmas. I have oral herpes so itā€™s funny.

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I am so sorry that you had that experience. That would have wrecked the holidays for me too.

Jesus was actually supposedly born in the spring anyway, so this holiday is man-made.

I remember one time, when I was seven or eight, I was at a Christmas party with a Santa Claus. I asked (yelled) at him, ā€œIf you really are Santa Claus, why donā€™t you bring my dead sister back to life?!ā€ That stopped the room, and all the merriment. I was glad to put a dent in other peopleā€™s holiday joy, since I was in so much pain myself.

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No -saint + satan - gonna look it up some day.

Yes, itā€™s an anagram, switch some letters around and it spells satan, but Santa means saint in Spanish, Santo means holyā€¦funny that most Spanish words ending in ā€˜Aā€™ are feminine and ā€˜Oā€™ are masculine, so maybe Santa is really a girl, LOL

Funny, you Google girl santas and they are all skinny model types, but male santas are fatā€¦

Except this dudeā€¦must have been developed from the supersoldier program to create super-santa so he could get down the smaller modern chimneys or just break down a wallā€¦LOL

http://vo2fitness.net/blog1/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/ripped-santa1.jpeg

Trueā€¦ and I have heard that the shepherds watched flocks at night only during the lambing season which is springā€¦

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its the winter solstice which is was for years and years and years before Chirtianity was invented.

Close, but the real solstice is December 21 usually - sometimes the 20th or 22ndā€¦ the 25th of December was The Birth of the Unconquered Sun festival, (Sol Invictus, Roman sun god) and also some believe the god Mithras birthday. It was basically stolen/borrowed/adapted from other religions and Christian trappings put to it. So yes, the 12/25 holiday was around way before Christ.
basically some churches decided since Jesus was the Son of God, they could play with the Solar holiday and make it his birthday instead.

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yup they took the time that was already being celebrated and gave it another meaning.

and as for father xmas fly agaric a psychedelic mushroom is white and red. thatā€™s santa. LOL