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What would u do if there were zombies

Would u run would u hide? Would u fight off the zombies? Would u become a zombie?

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I do watch the Walking Dead. Sometimes it’s a little too graphic. I would probably do terribly if there were actual zombies.

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My dependence on meds leads me to believe I wouldn’t survive long. Would make an awesome zombie though!

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Hide in my house lol

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Become a zombie. Then hide myself in a crypt somewhere and play games on my laptop, hopefully the crypt has generator power and access to wifi.

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I like to think that I would migrate to a farm where I can live off the land and only fend off the occasional wandering zombie, but realistically, I am not sure if I would make it.

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Zombies are people too…sort of. I guess I would start a coalition to educate them on proper hygiene practices as most are filthy.

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I would get in my Ironman suit. Couldn’t get bit and could fly away if needed.

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I would gather up supplies and use my swords to get to a Costco then clear out the Costco of zombies and then barricade the doors then just ■■■■■■■ chill with other survivors I guess

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I would grab a big knife, try and defend myself against them, then realize I could never stab someone and then I’d end up dying or becoming a zombie myself! :woman_shrugging:

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There are zombies: driving absentmindedly on my route to work, shuffling in their slippers at Walmart, staring at their phones while ordering a coffee… they’re everywhere! And I try to stay calm and not say rude things to them. I stay mindful so that I don’t become one of them!

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Move to my underground hobbit house in the mountains. I might just do that anyways if I ever win the lotto. Buy a goat. Goats are cool.

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I’d round up as many weapons as I could: let’s see… knives, machetes, baseball bats, shovels, cross bows, firearms, flame throwers, etc. good for protection and barter.

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Profound indeed @Hedgehog! :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

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I’d live in deathly fear all the time, probably.

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15 characters…

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According to folklore, typing 15 characters is an excellent defence against zombies.

:zombie: 1515151515 :smile:

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If you have the chemical cosh (medication) then we live as partial zombies anyway. We already are zombies… :frowning:

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I’d run. Zombies are slow.

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Well, I can’t argue with folklore. It’s legally binding in every state of the union.

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